Notes

September 13, 2016:

A few years ago we spooked a friend on their birthday out by bringing them into a scary dark room lit by dozens of candles. Ropes from the ceiling held in mid-air a suspicious watermelon, with a huge knife stabbed into it like some ritual sacrifice. She used the knife to hack open the watermelon and found it was actually stuffed with bananas and chocolate. And we came out singing Happy Birthday like some deranged fruit-cult choir. Good times.