September 17, 2015:
You monster, what are you doing with little St. Patrick? No actually don’t tell me!
With three pages up, I’d like to quickly draw your attention to the navigational options on the site. Below every page, you’ll notice a bunch of symbols that can take you straight to the first page, previous page, next page, or latest page.
As the page numbers go into the hundreds, we might implement more advanced navigational options. By then motion sensors would be commonly embedded in every screen. I’m predicting right-handed slapping action for next page, backhand bitchslap for previous page, kissy face for first page, and the entire Macarena for latest page.